Spartacus + SCENERYGASM (for uliis)
Mortal Instruments Challenge: Most Favorite Rune↳ PARABATAI RUNE“Entreat me not to leave thee, Or return from following after thee — for whither thou goest, I will go. And where thou lodgest, I will lodge. Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried. The Angel do so to me, and more also, if aught but death part thee and me.”
What do you do when suddenly this fucking distance gets into you? I feel like a crap right now.
the most fucked up thing about this crudely animated preview for 50 SHADES OF GREY (that no one asked for) is that is matches what I was picturing in my head a little too well. I’M FREAKING OUT.
also it features the tampon scene.
if you aren’t following me on twitter…
you are seriously missing out because the 50 SHADES OF GREY fans have found me and they are NOT. LIKIN’. IT.
Per Kelly Marcel, screenwriter of 50 Shades of Grey, “It will be rated NC-17. It will be raunchy.”
yeah, no shit. stories that include men yanking out chicks tampons before fucking them for eight hours are usually rated nc-17.
Meanwhile in Mexico
Awwww. It is @PantyInvader’s favorite superhero.
Why does this remind me of @AberrantMuse? >_
Gandalf is just too cute…