What do you do when suddenly this fucking distance gets into you? I feel like a crap right now.
the most fucked up thing about this crudely animated preview for 50 SHADES OF GREY (that no one asked for) is that is matches what I was picturing in my head a little too well. I’M FREAKING OUT.
also it features the tampon scene.
if you aren’t following me on twitter…
you are seriously missing out because the 50 SHADES OF GREY fans have found me and they are NOT. LIKIN’. IT.
Per Kelly Marcel, screenwriter of 50 Shades of Grey, “It will be rated NC-17. It will be raunchy.”
yeah, no shit. stories that include men yanking out chicks tampons before fucking them for eight hours are usually rated nc-17.
Meanwhile in Mexico
Awwww. It is @PantyInvader’s favorite superhero.
Why does this remind me of @AberrantMuse? >_
Gandalf is just too cute…
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
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